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The packaging looks like a nitrous tank. That’s the main idea here, for those of you fortunate enough to never have been caught up in the marginally fast and relatively furious world of aluminum spoilers and fake blow-off valves for naturally aspirated Honda Civics. Long ago did I cast my gaze upon this dark terrain from the seat of my Mitsubishi Eclipse, and yea, I did despair.
So, it’s surprisingly fruit-juice-tasting. I was expecting a Monster-esque kinda deal or power steering fluid or something, but no, actually fairly pleasant. It tastes like someone took one of those arguably make-believe Vitamin Water flavors like “starfruit” or “passionberry” or whatever, boiled it down for a while, and added a little carbonation. It does look like antifreeze, though. Just sayin’.
The caffeine level is absurdly high on this one, which caught me off-guard—somethin’ to the tune of 300+ milligrams per 22 ounce bottle. That’s like drinking four consecutive Red Bulls. That is a solid hit of the old anhydrous no matter how you look at it, and I am in favor of that.
I give this one a thumbs-up if you’re looking to kickstart your nervous system in a big way. Now, go back and read this post again in the voice of Vin Diesel, if you weren’t already.
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